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10
2008
I’ll give you advice if you promise not to take it.
Posted by: admin in Preachy posts, tags: advice dispensing, Matt Damon, undertaker hatI have been dispensing some great advice lately. People always say that because I have no life experience, aren’t successful, am not in a relationship and haven’t experienced loss, that I shouldn’t be dosing out advice. I say, well, HOLD UP a minute. I think I should be the perfect candidate for giving out advice. I mean, think about it , obviously I’m doing something right. So if you want some advice leave me a comment!
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Hi i am a mother of 6 children to 10 different fathers, none of whom will pay me child support. They keep asking for tests but when I send them the kids homework they just send it back… I don’t understand. How can I get them to pay me??
Well it seems as though your “trap and realease” policy seems to have back fired. You got the bun in the oven, and now the baker won’t stick around. The only way to settle this is to fake your death, see who comes to your funeral and then pretend to haunt them until they give you money.
I have six toes on one foot and three on the other.. what should I do?
Personally I feel as though top loading washing machines are here to stay. You don’t have to bend over to put the washing in and they are sunstantially cheaper. To get back to the original question, don’t wear thongs.
I am currently dating this extraordinarily beautiful Norwegian girl and now her excessive hotness is making my neighbours feel uncomfortable. What should I do?
I once knew someone who told me about this guy who was 26 and had grey hair. Afraid of what people might think and say, he dyed his hair once a month. I think that pretty much answers your question.
I have been offered a role in two films and can only do one as they both clash. One is the much anticipated sequel to The Love Guru (as Mike Myers skanky love interest) and the other is a story of a young man from Qld Australia who creates weird and interesting websites where monkeys rule and Matt Damon has a large collection of hats (I will be playing his apparently good looking friend who lives in a ritzy suburb and wins ANTM) What do you think??
It seems as though lightning strikes twice. You’ve really gotta ask yourself, am I a pants or am a dress kinda girl. I think if you really delve into the essence of this quandary you will discover what you truly need to do.