So I created some new ring tonez for my phonez. They are mainly R Kelly songs, cause lets face it- if you love R Kelly you want the whole world to know about it. So as a result I changed my alarm tone to “I believe I can fly”. Hot dang, that is one awesome way to wake up!!! Talk about uplifting. Insert R Kelly Joke here.
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One Response to “I believe I can fly, I believe I can wake up right.”
  1. Boris Yeltsin says:

    Best. Hat. Ever.

    I like it how his sheer force of will can keep the mask on his face, cause those strings aint doin a thing.
    It’s all Matt Damon! Or as some random youtube videos like to point out “I’m $*#@$&% Matt Damon!”

    I once knew a great R Kelly joke, something about being trapped, owning a closet and a fear of flying. Or was that getting slapped, pwning Steve Fossett and a fear of dying? I can never remember…

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