frogs…………………………ATTACK!!!!!1!
Posted by: admin in Movember, Non-hats, Scooters, tags: frog attack, Matt Damon, mexican food, pinched nerve, scooters, THE FROGS THE FROGS GET THE FROGS OFF ME!!!!!!!!!!! AAALast night I woke up with frogs all over me. FROGS! It was mental. Completely. I freaked out, as you do. After waking up I shook them all off and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later with frogs ALL OVER ME!! This time I jumped out of bed and ran around like I was on fire, screaming THE FROGS THE FROGS GET THE FROGS OFF ME!!!!!!!!!!! OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE FROGS!!!!!!!!AARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!. I decided to go to the bathroom to make sure all the frogs were off and calm my nerves. I came back to my room and turned on the lights, I checked everywhere for the frogs, but they all hid. Then I went back to bed. I woke up again only to realise that the frog ATTACKS made me jump out of bed so fast I pinched a nerve in my neck. For those who wear helmets on a daily basis, please be aware that pinched nerves in your neck cause EXCRUCIATING pain when wearing a helmet. I rode to work with my head on a 45 degree angle, I kid you not. I had Mexican food for dinner, guess what nationality is copping the blame for all this??
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