Ladies and gents hear my words and hear them true- “The ability to read is a wonderful gift, do not take it for granted”. I know, seems like something that should be so ingrained into our psyche, but so much of the time it just isn’t. Be thankful that you can read this, literacy is a powerful tool and something that YOU should be thankful for. /rant. Can I just say this- the next time you go to buy bread from the local IGA supermarket MAKE SURE you read the small print that says ‘1 inch thick slices’.

matt damon ren and stimpy hat

ps. This was going to be a tribute to Powdered Toast Man, but I couldn’t find a hat.

One Response to “Caution: 1 inch thick.”
  1. powdered toast man: best.superhero.ever.

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