As you may know, I think that mobile phones and their ensuing contracts are both terrifying, treacherous, and dripping with peril. Maybe it’s an unsubstantiated hatred or maybe it’s not. I just don’t like the feeling of paying for something in the future that I may not need. Like say I get hit by a car and I am in a coma for like 6 months, who’s going to pay for my phone bill then? Coma me probably isn’t going to have the know-how and resources to do so. So as a result, I believe in hand-me-down phones, and actually I would say that most of you have probably bestowed an old cellular telephone onto me at some point. I’ve given up on my current Motorola, which was rediculously hard to sms with and have embraced a Nokia 6288! The circle of life continues and I remain free to flourish in a world free from contractual obligations, if you know what I’m saying. Future Coma Me, you can breathe a little easier today.

Today’s photo submitted by Ben of Mt Druitt. Looks like someone just learned how to download PhotoShop on Torrents.

What can I say? When your only reader submits a hat for Matt, you are kind of obliged to put it up, right? Right? I think we all know the answer to that is a resounding ‘yes, I suppose so’. So this one is for you “Ben” of “Doonside”, I hope you enjoy your 5 minutes of fame on possibly* the worlds greatest blog.

*this is not a possibility.