It feels as though I just smoked a packet of cigarettes. Well, what I imagine the taste of a packet of cigarettes would taste like, smoked individually of course. Yeesh. I’m not exactly sure how this happened, but I need to remedy it asap. Could someone have broken into my house, drugged me, forced me to smoke a pack of cigarettes, and then given me a memory loss injection? I’d like to think not, but it would also be kinda cool. Kudos to you, kind ninja.

It was one of those days today. I mean so far I’m not sure whether I’m winning or not. Both my sporting teams lost and there have been constant reminders of my lack of transport, but on the other hand I got a free 500ml bottle of milk. It’s a tough decision, I think I may wait this one out and decide at the end of the day.