Over the past few minutes I have been weighing up some things. I consume a fair bit of sugar, in both the form of a spoonful from the packet and lollies,drinks etc. Maybe I should give it all up and start drinking. I’m thinking it will do about the same kind of damage to my body? Diabetes vs Liver disease? And maybe if I give up the alcohol eventually and come back to sugar, then they will cancel each other out and I won’t get sick at all. This is what I think about.

Sometimes there are times in your life that you think…man, there is really nothing that could suprise me. Like, I’ve seen and done my fair share of pretty rediculous things that’s for sure. But on Saturday there was something that I saw that made me go ‘WOW- that’s some serious craziness’. There were two crows GOING TO TOWN on these cups of Fanta! I had no idea that crows LOVED Fanta! I mean it was like a 14 year old girl/45 year old man at a Veronica’s concert, they were in a frenzy! They were in Maccas cups but the crows were shaking it all about and getting their beaks into it sideways stylee. Nature. It was amazing. CROWS LOVE FANTA! So next time you are in the mood for tantalizing,luring or training crows…you know what to do.

It’s Tuesday and it feels like Thursday. As they always say, “that’s not a good sign of things to come” or alternatively, “maybe you just think that the shops are open late tonight”. Either way it really can’t be all that positive.

Has anyone seen my brain? I’m convinced that it must have crossed someones path in the last few weeks. It has a tendency to go for walks this time of year. It doesn’t make much sense to me, seeing as it’s winter and all. I guess brains do a lot of work, and I can imagine that it gets pretty hot up there. Maybe it does make sense. I wish my brain had been securely fastened the other night when I was cooking dinner, I guess I forgot to turn the stove off. I realised it was on when I went to cook the next night, or was it the next next night? Ahh, the joys of living alone………..with a brain that likes to take walks on wintery nights.

Rain FTL!! Rain disagrees with me. It’s funny how easy and sensical it is to me to be conversing with rain in the early hours of the morning. I’m like ,”Yo rain, what’s cracking? Do you think maybe that possibly you could stop doing your ‘thang’ for like 20 minutes while I ride to work?” Usually I don’t get a response, but this morning the rain said, “No, and stop asking questions to inanimate precipatory bi-products of condensated atmospheric water vapor .” I thought it was a little weird that the rain was so well-spoken.