I had a dilemma that other day. Something that pierced the essence of my being and made me question everything that I have ever known and believed it. I was in the supermarket and wanted to buy some biscuits, but what ones? I then discovered that I wasn’t sure whether Kingstons or Monte Carlos were better!!!!!!!!!!!!11!11 I was dumbfounded. Where could I turn? Who would help me realise what I really wanted?

I think it’s the small things in life that enthuse me the most.  They always say that small things amuse small minds, and maybe that’s true or maybe ‘they’ just can’t appreciate the intricate complexities of something that you wouldn’t see on Rove. Today I was reminded of how much I love it when people send me screenshots. Working in support you tend to get emails with screenshots that show the problem they are having. This reminded me of an email I got which had something like ‘how to not feel lonely and be more awesome’ typed into the google search bar. This has inspired me to have something just as rediculous in the search bar whenever I take a screenshot, or have 14 solitaire game windows minimised. I suggest you try this sometime today.

The week barrels along. It’s about time for a recap of my recent Olympic holiday but I am so perturbed with the thought of it ending. Instead I want to share with you some ideas I’ve got on my mind grapes.  Not so much ideas as they are ‘hairbrain’ ideas, or internet-based schemes if you will. Firstly, I want to set up White Knight Appreciation Society, for lovers of the minty goodness that is the White Knight. I think the first action for that would be a facebook group, just to test the waters, and then I could make the website and begin the viral marketing. White Knight’s will be the new Curly Wurly. If you don’t know what they are, do yourself a flavour and go to a Woolies (not Seven Hills) and buy one. NOW. I will wait for you.

If ‘The Real Cancun’ has taught me anything, it’s that I must go to Cancun! I actually haven’t this “movie” but I have to assume that it is compelling to go to Cancun. I like to pretend like I’m invited on people’s trips to Mexico sometimes, which happens more often than you think! So guess what Steph…I may or may not be coming to Mexico!

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Hi, my name is Something, and I have been completely addicted to mint for the last 3 months. My daily lunch regularly consists of sandwich/burger, mint pattie, white knight x 2. I feel ashamed, but I am hoping that there are others out there that share my pain. The other day I thought about stealing my co-workers birthday money just to get a fix. I may have some kind of iron/zinc deficiency. Yes, that’s what it is. I guess my body needs to do some more mining!