It’s the half way mark of Movember! If you haven’t donated some money, plz do! Don’t give money to these imposters who are growing moustaches cause it’s cool. Those people annoying me exponentially. One thing I realised is that you can make your moustache seem more awesome by shaving your head. Currently the hair on my head is much shorter than my facial hair and therefore makes it seem more adequate and substantial. So do yourself a flavour and shave yr ‘ed. Also on a strange side note, the movie Anchorman uses the “pants” a staggering 11 times. That has to be some kind of record for a non pants-based movie.

If you haven’t seen… every Olympic games they have Gender Determination Labs in order to prove the validity of your sex. I guess I never thought I would see the day when this was a necessity. What bothers me most is, how do they determine who to examine? How demoralising would that feel? Excuse me sir/madame, could you please come with us as we believe that you are not a man. It wouldn’t do much for your confidence, would it? I guess if you didn’t win gold, but proved your gender to be correct, you would still go home a winner?

What more of a man is there than Ironman? I bet he wouldn’t have to take a gender test!

As you may have nonchalantly ignored, I saw The Dark Knight tonight, which in itself is quite ironic. A few observations I need to point out. Firstly, the movie is good, not amazing. Sure, get angry, I don’t mind. Secondly, where was the Heath Ledger tribute? I was saddened by that, he deserved it and should get a post-humous oscar nom. Thirdly,  I want to know if there is a Batbike to scooter conversion kit available, cause that would be awesome, I could ride around town avenging things. Lastly, why isn’t batman in my mobile phones dictionary? Another reason why Motorola will never rule the mobile phone market!!!!!!!!!!!!! If only I had my Batscooter.