“It’s about time that I made some money off Katy Perry” was the first thing I thought when I woke up yesterday morning. So I put that thought into action and spoke to my business partners and we have decided to launch this clothing line. I figure that she is doing her best at ruining the youth of today with her horrid music, so why shouldn’t I. Also, what is the deal with her trying to look like Zooey Deschanel?? Thats just not cool in my books. Well, seeing as I’m linking up a storm today- check THIS picture out, it’s awesome.

I know you’re no Cyrano, can’t write those pretty words to show me how you feel deep inside — but oh-oh. Pretty much sums up how I feel today.  After a friend’s recent brush with Nikki herself, it made me realise that if she is still charging $3000 for 2 songs then I can do whatever I like.

Sometimes I find myself sitting at work thinking, man I really shouldn’t be writing and making Matt Damon headwear related personal websites. Then I thought to myself (in a weird and creepy “Hot Fuzz” kinda way) that it’s for the greater good (the greater good). Also, on the same note…somedays you think that you won’t find the right hat for Matt and then you stumble across this.

Last Night I remembered something. That something was, that I hate people that quote Borat. It wasn’t funny at the time, and it is not funny now. There was a slight window where it was funny because people were sick of it and I was teaching a 3 year innapropriate quotes from it, but apart from that- NOT FUNNY. People, please stop quoting Borat, for everyone else’s sake.