All I want for Christmas is YOU. I mean it. YOU know who YOU are. Seeya soon.

You know, I wish lights did guide me. I would follow lights. Where are these lights that Chris Martin is raving about? Do I have to solve free-trade issues before I see these “Lights”? Once again, where are the lights?

When this song was in its hey day I really wanted to change my name to Maverick Hoobastank. I was going to conduct short film about how this song had touched people’s lives. Don’t pretend like it didn’t touch yours.

December 21 and this is it. 4 days till Christmas. 3 days til I hit Beijing again.  Sigh. This video pretty much sums it up.

I thought that seeing as it was Chrismas time coming up, I should share that part of my life that represents Christmas, through music video. Enjoy.

This continues “My Life in Music Video”, and implore you to watch the video and really listen to what they are trying to say. Also, you should try and sing this song in your workplace. It is guaranteed to get in your head and drive your co-workers insane.

I’m in a really dark place at the moment. Nothing really makes much sense to me and I’m at some kind of emotion and mental end. Thus commences this week’s theme- “My Life in Music Video”.

I think today is the end of these Athletics hats. I’m getting quite sick of not being able to put killr titles in this post just cause I am a man of my word. Today has been dubbed “Fail Friday” by my lame co-worker. Basically because I think every day is a fail day for him, but today was the only day that contained some form of alliteration. He claims it is because the majority of our support today has involved some kind of fail, I claim it is because he fails.

Well it’s been fun being completely unoriginal. It’s a shame that this repetition hasn’t translated into massive weight loss. I find it hard to believe that I did not lose/gain any weight in a week! Nothing! I don’t get that. Maybe my skinny friend was right when I asked her the following question-
Me: “hey friend, just a quick Q…”
Skinny Friend: “sure”
Me: “Laxative-friend or foe?”
Skinny Friend: ” Friend.”
Me:” for realz?”
Skinny Friend: “Laxative to the Maxative.”

When I say enchilada you say HEYYY.
Enchilada!  (HEYYY)
Enchilada!  (HEYYY)
Enchilada!  (HEYYY)

Today I said to my lame co-worker…if they have enchilada’s for lunch at the deli today, it’s my shout. Seriously what are the chances? Like 1 in 50. Why can’t I be as lucky in love as I as with enchiladas. Anyone out there see themselves as a human enchilada, if so, plz drop me a line, I’m so lonely.