I am still reeling from my horrible blunder about the time, which makes me think i need a watch. A watch that has a “blog alarm”. They would have to exist…I mean the kinda stuff you can buy these days, surely there is a blog alarm clock.  It would be called “Blog O’clock”, and it would probably be blue with a striped wrist band and have the ability to receive am radio.

ps. this was a hat I found when typing  “clock hat” in google!!

So, my memory doesn’t work. Simple as that. First day I have missed since this amazing journey began. So here it is… a day late. Which makes this post even more confusing. I had an idea to make a post celebrate the US independence day, and well due to the time difference, I would make it on the 5th of July. But now it really is the 5th of july in the US! Can’t you just taste the hilarity of the situation?!

Danger Danger high voltage!! When we touch…when we kiss etc. There is a real air of safety in the atmosphere today. I recently bought one of those “heaters that burn people’s houses down”(my workmates exact description) and it has made me a lot more cautious about EVERYTHING! I am thinking about releasing a comedy single called  “My heater started the fire” to the tune of “We didn’t start the fire”. I guess it would need to be a catalog of headline events during my lifetime to be inline with the original, but then I realised it didn’t make any sense, none of this ever makes any sense.

Often when I am at home cooking the 3 meals that I know how to cook (baked beans, spaghetti and pizza), I wish I had a more expansive palate and ability to cook. This is my ode to bad cooking and my slow progression in becoming a small/large part of this country’s bid to continue being the world’s most obese nation.

A loved one was recently involved in a fox attack, crazy I know. He is alright ,but still a little shook up, which is understandable. Maybe he will be more careful next time, and not trust foxes. It turns out that even though the original attack was over…they still think about the occaision fondly. Beware the fox.