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I have realised that the shampoo that I am using here at the Olympics smells like urinal cakes, thus solidifying my belief that Sydney is more like Beijing than anyone ever imagined. Also, it is like they speak another language so they can appear friendly, but secretely they are racists. If you don’t know what I am talking about, ask your trendy friends who live in Newtown.

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2 Responses to “Along God shall I struggle (fight), for home and for hearth,for Sweden, the dear motherland.”
  1. This is the best blog I have ever read. Less masks more hats!

  2. I am sorry. I was in a time crunch! Hats will rule the day!

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