A Hat For Matt

I’m a lonely guy. You know it ’s true, and I know it’s true. This was amplified the other day when I went to a supermarket and bought a “Complete Caesar Salad Kit”. I mean there was only one of me and I knew I would have to throw half of it away. When I got it home I opened to find that even pre-packaged,grocery-store bought salads were making fun of me. 3, Three, tres packets of croutons! It’s like the Complete Caesar Salad Kit said, “Hey you probably couldn’t even eat 1 packets of croutons, so here’s 3…how does that feel (loner)?” Yeh, salad talks to me. At the time, I was like WHOA ZOMG!! TEH AWESOMEZZ! Someone really must like me by giving me 3 crouton packets…just like the time they had 2 for 1 Curly Wurlies. But the more I think about it, the more I realise how lonely I really am. Anyone want to share my “croutons”…

….best pick-up line ever!

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