I have come to the realisation that I am allergic to chocolate. Yeah. It’s like telling a heroin junky that he is allergic to the heroin that he loves so much. This is pretty crazy news, especially for me- the guy who needs atleast 500 grams of sugar to get through the day unscathed. Now I have to diminish my White Knight habit, which is probably the hardest part. We had some good times together, and I can honestly say that you, White Knight, are among a handful of people I would trust with my life or let use my new fanta yo-yo. So if you receive chocolate in the mail, consider it a great gift, and cherish it with you life (or yo-yo, depending on what you value more).