Archive for August 18th, 2008

I have realised that the shampoo that I am using here at the Olympics smells like urinal cakes, thus solidifying my belief that Sydney is more like Beijing than anyone ever imagined. Also, it is like they speak another language so they can appear friendly, but secretely they are racists. If you don’t know what I am talking about, ask your trendy friends who live in Newtown.

matt damon sweden

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